Throw a steak in the fridge. Leave it there for a month. What happens? Decay, maybe some animal husbandry at the insect scale, and probably a fungus farm of some sort.
Now get a bag of carrots. Throw it in the fridge and a month later? A miracle! Life renewing itself! Tiny tendrils of roots stretching, reaching, grasping for nutrients. Tiny sprouts of greenery, yearning for the sunlight. That carrot is alive!
Remember: eat a raw carrot, and you’re eating a live carrot! Rrrrawwr!
Yes, to the best of my knowledge, I made this up.
Yes, you can re-post it or link to it; please just credit it to me.
Tags: carnivorism, carrots, Humor, vegetable rights
