Fire! A (Supposedly) True Story

I wasn’t there, but this was presented to me as a true story:

My friend Jeff started working in the kitchen at a nursing home with his buddy Bill.  Jeff and Bill are cooking away, when Jeff notices one of the fryers has ignited.  He asks Bill what they should do.  Bill’s response follows: 

 

Good friends are hard to find…
And good fiends are hard to fry…
Especially when the fryer is a conflagration.
Roast, sure, no problem, but frying under those conditions…? Fuh’gid aboud’it.
 

Yes, to the best of my knowledge, I made this up.
Yes, you can re-post it or link to it; please just credit it to me.

Tags: Cartoon, don't panic, fire, Humor, kitchen, panic