Comments for Mach Pie: http://machpie.wordpress.com Hurtling through life at 3.14 times the speed of silly. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:52:14 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Mach Pie by sven jimenez http://machpie.wordpress.com/about/#comment-62 sven jimenez Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:52:14 +0000 #comment-62 er. so okc says you have deleted your acct? is that a glitch or what? yipe! you should have mentioned it before i spent all this time responding to your mail! *flick* er. so okc says you have deleted your acct? is that a glitch or what? yipe! you should have mentioned it before i spent all this time responding to your mail! *flick*

]]> Comment on Crimes of Irony… by machpie http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/14/crimes-of-irony/#comment-43 machpie Wed, 14 May 2008 19:59:22 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-43 I am picturing an awesome new Xmas flick: The Worst Christmas Ever ('cause what could be more sad than a cute lil' sniveling 8 year old spending Christmas morning in the Federal Pen? "Well, all the money we saved on stamps should buy about three minutes with a good lawyer..." I am picturing an awesome new Xmas flick: The Worst Christmas Ever (’cause what could be more sad than a cute lil’ sniveling 8 year old spending Christmas morning in the Federal Pen?

“Well, all the money we saved on stamps should buy about three minutes with a good lawyer…”

]]> Comment on Crimes of Irony… by svenjimenez http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/14/crimes-of-irony/#comment-42 svenjimenez Wed, 14 May 2008 19:54:47 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-42 I wish I'd known about the whole "federal offense" thing when I was a kid and my mom made me hand deliver all of her Christmas cards around the neighborhood. That would have ranked up there with my "God doesn't care how we dress!" excuse for not dressing up for church. Now I'm too old for that sort of thing to be cute. And, fortunately, I make myself scarce during Christmas card delivery time. :) I wish I’d known about the whole “federal offense” thing when I was a kid and my mom made me hand deliver all of her Christmas cards around the neighborhood. That would have ranked up there with my “God doesn’t care how we dress!” excuse for not dressing up for church. Now I’m too old for that sort of thing to be cute. And, fortunately, I make myself scarce during Christmas card delivery time. :)

]]> Comment on Abbot & Costello Mini-Homage by machpie http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/abbot-costello-mini-homage/#comment-36 machpie Tue, 13 May 2008 04:25:52 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-36 I'm sorry, but no matter how nasally stuffed up you or I ever become, I will refuse adamantly to eliminate you... Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who. Just the title. Naturally... I’m sorry, but no matter how nasally stuffed up you or I ever become, I will refuse adamantly to eliminate you…

Costello: Now who’s got it?

Abbott: Naturally.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s gotta get it. Now who has it?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Naturally?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

Abbott: No you don’t, you throw the ball to Who.

Just the title. Naturally…

]]> Comment on Abbot & Costello Mini-Homage by juuitsu watanabe http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/abbot-costello-mini-homage/#comment-35 juuitsu watanabe Tue, 13 May 2008 03:53:24 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-35 well, i guess i've heard this. or part of it. or referred to at least. is that what i missed in the Baked Ruffles post? illuminate me! elucidate me! elimidate me! well, i guess i’ve heard this. or part of it. or referred to at least. is that what i missed in the Baked Ruffles post? illuminate me! elucidate me! elimidate me!

]]> Comment on Fire! A (Supposedly) True Story by machpie http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/09/fire-a-supposedly-true-story/#comment-32 machpie Sat, 10 May 2008 12:49:00 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=19#comment-32 Nothing's more frightening than a grease-fire when you have Megalon hands... I gotta fix that. Nothing’s more frightening than a grease-fire when you have Megalon hands…

I gotta fix that.

]]> Comment on Abbot & Costello Mini-Homage by machpie http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/abbot-costello-mini-homage/#comment-25 machpie Fri, 09 May 2008 17:59:43 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-25 Link. Above. Click. Listen. Four minutes of your life, very well-spent. (Kinda crappy audio, might want to pop open the transcript and follow along... ; ) Link. Above. Click. Listen. Four minutes of your life, very well-spent.

(Kinda crappy audio, might want to pop open the transcript and follow along… ; )

]]> Comment on Abbot & Costello Mini-Homage by sheofmanyaliases http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/abbot-costello-mini-homage/#comment-24 sheofmanyaliases Fri, 09 May 2008 17:53:06 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-24 there are so many other things i need to be doing. i just don't think there's time to correct this particular issue. there are so many other things i need to be doing. i just don’t think there’s time to correct this particular issue.

]]> Comment on You cooked those, How? Naturally… by machpie http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/cooked-naturally/#comment-14 machpie Thu, 08 May 2008 04:18:51 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=15#comment-14 He is double super-sized, but I likes 'em that way. Monsterific cutenes... I bailed on Firefox last time I had to reformat my hard drive. Ended up with IE-whatever-version-Firefox-imitation. S'pretty much the same ride, for my purposes anyway. My cats love any cheesy-crispy treat. Must be the citric acid... And Pringles, they go nuts for Pringles. The dog will eat most anything vaguely edible-seeming... Maybe you should tote some bunny ears with you. Then if you needed to commune with another bunn, you could don them, and the peeps inside would just think, "Wow. What a great big bunny that is... Oooh look, Regis is busting a move on Breakin' with the Starz...!" He is double super-sized, but I likes ‘em that way. Monsterific cutenes…

I bailed on Firefox last time I had to reformat my hard drive. Ended up with IE-whatever-version-Firefox-imitation. S’pretty much the same ride, for my purposes anyway.

My cats love any cheesy-crispy treat. Must be the citric acid… And Pringles, they go nuts for Pringles. The dog will eat most anything vaguely edible-seeming…

Maybe you should tote some bunny ears with you. Then if you needed to commune with another bunn, you could don them, and the peeps inside would just think, “Wow. What a great big bunny that is… Oooh look, Regis is busting a move on Breakin’ with the Starz…!”

]]> Comment on Abbot & Costello Mini-Homage by machpie http://machpie.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/abbot-costello-mini-homage/#comment-13 machpie Thu, 08 May 2008 04:10:00 +0000 http://machpie.wordpress.com/?p=17#comment-13 While I will continue to love and respect you, your comedic canon is woefully deficient. Get thee to a punnery! While I will continue to love and respect you, your comedic canon is woefully deficient. Get thee to a punnery!

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